Maybe one day soon, the voice of your car’s GPS system will sound like a confused bum gargling marbles.

They loved the movie, now they’re buying the book.

As top-talent chefs become increasingly irrelevant in the Food Network’s dumbed-down schedule, displaced members of the old guard are finding entirely different landing places.

It may be the world’s most connected graveyard.

The brilliant, bizarre, controversial and tragic little boy who never grew up was one of the greatest and most unique talents who ever lived.

It took a very fat paycheck to lure actor Harrison Ford out of semi-retirement to star in last year’s Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

Actor David Carradine, whose body was found hanging in a closet of his Bangkok hotel room on June 4, did not commit suicide, according to celebrity pathologist Michael Baden.

News of actress Natasha Richardson’s hospitalization after a skiing accident on Monday at the Mont Tremblant ski resort sparked a frenzy of contradictory headlines across the web Tuesday afternoon.

More than two years after the death of his girlfriend, Anna Nicole Smith, Howard K. Stern has been formally charged with conspiring to furnish drugs to the former Playboy star.

She is the world’s most famous celebrity photographer, whose trademark images include the naked and very pregnant Demi Moore for Vanity Fair and a bare-armed First Lady Michelle Obama for Vogue. For all her plaudits, though, Leibovitz was broke.

Two of four featured athletes touting Guitar Hero products in the video game’s latest commercial are involved in public drug scandals.

R&B singer and actor Chris Brown made headlines after he was involved in an alleged domestic battery incident late Saturday night, following a night out at Clive Davis’ pre-Grammy tribute party with girlfriend and pop superstar, Rihanna.

When Carrie Fisher’s teenaged daughter began flirting with Elizabeth Taylor’s grandson, Fisher decided it was time to chart family relationships.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie are divorcing, publicists for the couple confirmed today, after months of speculation.

Although the New York City medical examiner ruled Heath Ledger’s death an accident, ReliaStar Life Insurance Company has not yet paid the claim on Ledger’s $10 million life insurance policy.

A sign in Paul Newman’s Westport Conn. offices famously read: “If I had a plan, I would be screwed.”

Actor Paul Newman died yesterday of cancer. He was 83.

Celebrities Stephen Spielberg, Kate Capshaw and Brad Pitt are throwing their weight behind efforts to stop Proposition 8, the proposed amendment to again ban same-sex marriage in California.

Benny Medina may be having having diva trouble. His longtime client, Mariah Carey, is rumored to be considering dropping Medina as her manager because of speculation that Medina is reuniting with his former client, Jennifer Lopez.

Hannah Montana is Nicholas Sparks’ latest muse.