Not everyone is feeling squeezed by the economic downturn.

The headline in The Onion may have nailed it: “In Thanksgiving Tradition, Bush Pardons Scooter Libby In Giant Turkey Costume.” In fact, many are betting that Libby will be among those pardoned before the president steps down.

This fall, a new cable show called Whatever, Martha! will poke fun at old episodes of Living with Martha Stewart, which ran from 1991 to 2004. The lead poker will be Martha’s own daughter, Alexis Stewart.

Former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer has hired one of the best spinmeisters in the business to help him climb out of the pit of public disgrace.

Once again, it’s the cover-up and not the crime that gets someone in trouble.

Olympic track star Marion Jones was sentenced Friday to six months in federal court for not telling authorities the truth in two unrelated cases.

Move over Martha Stewart because Rachael Ray’s souffle is rising.

In a year that saw the share price of the once-mighty Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia sag precipitously, Stewart dropped off Fortune’s list of the 50 Most Powerful Women.

Ray, meanwhile, strengthened her claim as America’s new domestic diva in 2007. She signed a new contract with Food Network, and pulled down $16 million for her thriving year-old network television talk show.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, better known as PETA, usually protests high-profile companies such as KFC, Denny’s and PetSmart.

However, the organization’s latest campaign is more personal. The newest target? Fashion moguls and actresses Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, or should we say Hairy-Kate and Trashley Trollsen, as they are now know on www.peta2.com, the teen-friendly PETA website.