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Being in the headlines is old news to Tamara Mellon.

She is the co-founder of Jimmy Choo, the high-end shoe label worn by celebrities and fashion-savvy women all over the globe. She’s the ex-wife of Matthew Mellon II, great-great-grandnephew of Andrew William Mellon, of the Mellon banking and oil dynasty. She’s been linked in the tabloids to Kid Rock, Robbie Williams, Pharrell, and Girls Gone Wild founder, Joe Francis. She’s currently dating Christian Slater.

Now, she’s suing her mother.