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Beautiful women and ugly rich guys

By Muckety

May 31, 2013 at 11:21am

The gossip sites are buzzing with word of Cameron Diaz’s latest possible romance.

The word (denied by Musk) is that she began seeing billionaire Elon Musk after buying one of his electric cars.

It’s the American capitalist mashup of the Cinderella story and beauty and the beast, a fairy tale with multiple penthouses and untraceable offshore accounts.

There are so many versions, in the U.S. and elsewhere:

ELON MUSK & CAMERON DIAZ
Whether or not Musk, founder of Tesla Motors and Space Exploration Technologies, and co-founder of PayPal, is actually dating Diaz, he is living the dream.
JAY-Z & BEYONCE
Sorry, but his is not a face we could love. And she doesn’t even need the cash.
J. HOWARD MARSHALL II & ANNA NICOLE SMITH
A tragic entanglement all around.
RON PERELMAN & ELLEN BARKIN
Speaking terms didn’t last long for the outspoken actress and the litigious billionaire.
SETH ROGEN & KATHERINE HEIGL
“Knocked Up” was just a movie, and Rogen’s character certainly wasn’t a mogul …
MEL BROOKS & ANNE BANCROFT
… but everyone knows real women have a weakness for funny men.
WOODY ALLEN & MIA FARROW
Up to a point.
ARISTOTLE ONASSIS & JACKIE KENNEDY
When Jackie married the shipping magnate five years after Dallas, it was widely believed that she did so for the security he could provide to her and her children.
BASHAR AL-ASSAD & ASMA AL-ASSAD
Ugliness can be more than skin deep. The president of Syria oversees the slaughter of political opponents while his lovely wife is praised for her fashion sense.
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BABY DOC DUVALIER & MICHELE BENNETT
It’s a well-established pattern.
Michele Bennett was married to Haitian dictator Jean-Claude Duvalier for 10 years before divorcing in 1990.
DONALD TRUMP & IVANA TRUMP
Our rogues gallery includes bullies foreign and domestic. Despite the mouth …
LARRY KING & SHAWN SOUTHWICK
King, who will be 80 in November, married Southwick in 1997. She’s his eighth wife.
HENRY VIII & ANNE BOLEYN
The Tudor king had two fewer wives than Larry King. His relationship with Boleyn, wife No. 2, ended with her beheading.
DONALD TRUMP & MARLA MAPLES
… despite the ever-more-desperate combover …
GEORGE SOROS & TAMIKO BOLTON
The 83-year-old billionaire, an old hand at December-May romance, proposed to Bolton last year.
SUMNER REDSTONE & MALIA ANDELIN
The Viacom chairman is an 89-year-old billionaire. She’s not.
DONALD TRUMP & MELANIA TRUMP
… despite the rudeness, the arrogance, the opportunistic birther politics and the nickname coined by Jon Stewart (F*ckface Von Clownstick), there’s still the money.
And the lightswitch.

Photo credits:
Melania Trump - Glenn Francis

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1 Comments

  • #1.   Silk 07.11.2013

    What about Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed. Another case of an ugly rich guy and a beautiful woman.

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